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Today was my first day of riding a scooter and what better roads to start on than the mountainous areas of Pai. A friend and I headed out to find a cave that was a 'must see' in Pai but on route saw a sign for hot springs so, of course, took a bit of a detour to have a quick dip. This experience was slightly unnerving as the water resembled that of the uncomfortably warm patches in the Cornish sea where someone had clearly released their bladder. Maybe I have made this sound like a bad experience...it was far from that in reality!!

By this point of the trip, my scooter was already low on petrol so I filled up from a rum bottle of fuel sold by a woman at the side of the road and we were back on the track (literally). The feeling of driving a scooter through Thai countryside in the sweltering heat with the wind blowing in your face is a feeling that I won't ever be able to properly explain but one that made me extend my scooter hire for a further 3 days.

After over 2 hours of exploring, we arrived at the caves and had the most incredible trip through them on a bamboo raft where the only light source was that from the gas lantern being carried by a small Thai lady. The tour through the 'land caves' was an experience in itself as the only speech the guide did was pointing to rocks which partly resembled animals and stating what they were. It was a bit like cloud watching, where one person was adamant they could see something that no one else could. This included "baby monkey, see", "fat Buddha, see" and the best one of all (and the only one which slightly resembled what she was saying); "boob, see"... The guides were also keen to show us bats flying so would shine the torch up to the sleeping animal and simultaneously blow at it for 10 minutes in hope that it would awaken...I'm sure you can imagine that the result was not entirely successful.

Having purposefully eaten little for dinner, I went back to the bakery stall and tried my second delicacy; I have decided to make it my aim to try one of everything by the time I leave Pai. The rest of the evening was spent in a bar listening to a jazz band before getting some well-needed kip.

Update: I have now completed my third trip to the bakery...

Cody Varnish

49 chapters

The one with boobs

February 02, 2018

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Pai, Thailand

Today was my first day of riding a scooter and what better roads to start on than the mountainous areas of Pai. A friend and I headed out to find a cave that was a 'must see' in Pai but on route saw a sign for hot springs so, of course, took a bit of a detour to have a quick dip. This experience was slightly unnerving as the water resembled that of the uncomfortably warm patches in the Cornish sea where someone had clearly released their bladder. Maybe I have made this sound like a bad experience...it was far from that in reality!!

By this point of the trip, my scooter was already low on petrol so I filled up from a rum bottle of fuel sold by a woman at the side of the road and we were back on the track (literally). The feeling of driving a scooter through Thai countryside in the sweltering heat with the wind blowing in your face is a feeling that I won't ever be able to properly explain but one that made me extend my scooter hire for a further 3 days.

After over 2 hours of exploring, we arrived at the caves and had the most incredible trip through them on a bamboo raft where the only light source was that from the gas lantern being carried by a small Thai lady. The tour through the 'land caves' was an experience in itself as the only speech the guide did was pointing to rocks which partly resembled animals and stating what they were. It was a bit like cloud watching, where one person was adamant they could see something that no one else could. This included "baby monkey, see", "fat Buddha, see" and the best one of all (and the only one which slightly resembled what she was saying); "boob, see"... The guides were also keen to show us bats flying so would shine the torch up to the sleeping animal and simultaneously blow at it for 10 minutes in hope that it would awaken...I'm sure you can imagine that the result was not entirely successful.

Having purposefully eaten little for dinner, I went back to the bakery stall and tried my second delicacy; I have decided to make it my aim to try one of everything by the time I leave Pai. The rest of the evening was spent in a bar listening to a jazz band before getting some well-needed kip.

Update: I have now completed my third trip to the bakery...



1.

The one where I'm unprepared

2.

The one where I people watch

3.

The one with the sweaty boys

4.

The one with the pickled slugs

5.

The one where I smell

6.

The one with pacing bears and bamboo grubs

7.

The one where I might have rabies

8.

The one with more Pad Thai

9.

The one with 762 curves

10.

The one with boobs

11.

The one with the wall of China

12.

The one where I'm full

13.

The one with the "cruise"

14.

The one with waterfalls

15.

The one with one too many waterfalls...

16.

The one where the bird dies

17.

The one with the Lao Lao

18.

The one where I discover bangers and mash

19.

The one with moody views

20.

The one with a girl, a bike and a big city

21.

The one where I'm offered a foetus kebab

22.

The one where I'm really lazy

23.

The one with dolphins in it

24.

The one with the virgin chicken

25.

The one where I eat a lot of pepper

26.

The one with the minty Carbonara

27.

The one where there's a bit o splash back

28.

The one where I'm at one with nature

29.

The one with the red chair restaurants

30.

The one with the disappointed tourists

31.

The one where it's not actually cake

32.

The one where I wait

33.

The one where I cross the border

34.

The one where there are tiny chairs at tiny tables

35.

The one where I fight with the toilet

36.

The one where there was "no roast duck" left

37.

The one with the fashionable poncho's

38.

The one with the broken scooter

39.

The one where I eat wild mushrooms

40.

The one where my kayak is full of coral

41.

The one with the giggling policemen

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The one where I am reunited with Pad Thai

43.

The one where everything is extortionate

44.

The one where I'm a bottomless pit

45.

The one where I apparently stink

46.

The one where he melted

47.

The one where Oasis perform live

48.

The one where my splinter is sterile

49.

The one where it comes to an end

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