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So, after an incredible fortnight in Borneo sharing many experiences and many laughs with my big sister and her 2 lovely friends, we have now all gone our separate ways. I have just left Ella at the airport and am currently sat on a plane heading back for mainland Malaysia where I will travel alone for one more week! It was quite the emotional goodbye considering we'll be seeing each other again in 8 days. The leg room on this flight is minimal meaning that the larger lady next to me has to actually keep her legs in a straddle position as she sits which is quite the sight, not to mention the struggles we face when she requires the toilet....I think I might find it a tad difficult going back to dirt cheap hostels after spending the last 3 nights in a very posh private apartment with a rooftop infinity pool....we just couldn't say no at a tenner each per night (I've stayed in crooked bug infested shacks for that price!). In

Cody Varnish

49 chapters

The one where Oasis perform live

May 28, 2018

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Kota Kinabalu, Malaysia

So, after an incredible fortnight in Borneo sharing many experiences and many laughs with my big sister and her 2 lovely friends, we have now all gone our separate ways. I have just left Ella at the airport and am currently sat on a plane heading back for mainland Malaysia where I will travel alone for one more week! It was quite the emotional goodbye considering we'll be seeing each other again in 8 days. The leg room on this flight is minimal meaning that the larger lady next to me has to actually keep her legs in a straddle position as she sits which is quite the sight, not to mention the struggles we face when she requires the toilet....I think I might find it a tad difficult going back to dirt cheap hostels after spending the last 3 nights in a very posh private apartment with a rooftop infinity pool....we just couldn't say no at a tenner each per night (I've stayed in crooked bug infested shacks for that price!). In

between swimming and sunbathing, we made a couple of day trips to the surrounding islands to do, well, some swimming and sunbathing. As we waited for our return boat from Sapi Island, we watched storm clouds and lightning approaching across the sea. Now, I'm not normally scared of lightning but when somebody suggests getting in a boat and heading onto the sea after witnessing forks of lightning every 3 minutes, funnily enough, I wasn't too keen. (The boat ride was bad enough the day before in perfect conditions). Luckily, we were reassured by a lifeguard that "only 1 boat had been struck in the last 4 days".....We disembarked the speedboat back in Kota Kinabalu absolutely soaked to the bone, but at least we had managed to avoid being sizzled to the bone by lightning. Being our last evening all together, last night we treated ourselves to a few beers by the waterfront. Before we knew it, all 4 of us were up on a stage performing karaoke to "don't look back in anger" to quite the crowd of Malaysians but what can I say, it got us some free drinks! Straight from the bar to the airport at 3 in the morning is the way forward.



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The one where I'm unprepared

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The one where I people watch

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The one with the sweaty boys

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The one with the pickled slugs

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The one where I smell

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The one with pacing bears and bamboo grubs

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The one where I might have rabies

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The one with more Pad Thai

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The one with 762 curves

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The one with boobs

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The one with the wall of China

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The one where I'm full

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The one with the "cruise"

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The one with waterfalls

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The one with one too many waterfalls...

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The one where the bird dies

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The one with the Lao Lao

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The one where I discover bangers and mash

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The one with moody views

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The one with a girl, a bike and a big city

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The one where I'm offered a foetus kebab

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The one where I'm really lazy

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The one with dolphins in it

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The one with the virgin chicken

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The one where I eat a lot of pepper

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The one with the minty Carbonara

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The one where there's a bit o splash back

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The one where I'm at one with nature

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The one with the red chair restaurants

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The one with the disappointed tourists

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The one where it's not actually cake

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The one where I wait

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The one where I cross the border

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The one where there are tiny chairs at tiny tables

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The one where I fight with the toilet

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The one where there was "no roast duck" left

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The one with the fashionable poncho's

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The one with the broken scooter

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The one where I eat wild mushrooms

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The one where my kayak is full of coral

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The one with the giggling policemen

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The one where I am reunited with Pad Thai

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The one where everything is extortionate

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The one where I'm a bottomless pit

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The one where I apparently stink

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The one where he melted

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The one where Oasis perform live

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The one where my splinter is sterile

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The one where it comes to an end

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