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After finding out my exciting university news yesterday morning, I thought that there was no better way to celebrate than to admire another Mekong sunset before heading to the top pizza restaurant on trip advisor and indulging myself. I was later joined by some fellow travellers when the waitress gave us her very own homemade Lao-Lao concoction...(oh go on then, just because I'm celebrating...). Today I spent yet another day on a bus, but this time "V.I.P"....although I think Laos must have a completely different meaning to this phrase because to me, a bus with massive holes in the roof, broken seats, and curtains that the locals use to wipe their greasy hands and faces with should not be classed as V.I.P. I've sat on so many strange bus journeys that I now don't even flinch when 10 street vendors hop on for 2 minutes, shoving meat sticks and chicken foetus kebabs in everyone's faces before fleeing so quickly that you wonder whether you were daydreaming. I was devastated when my headphones ran out of battery today, as for those of you who know me well, you'll know that a journey without music for me is like a bath without water. After arriving in Pakse this afternoon, I found myself walking around yet another market, hoping I could find a mid-afternoon snack (it was a food market after all), but it's safe to say that not one part of me was feeling peckish as I manoeuvred my feet around fish flapping across the pavement, spit balls plummeting to the ground, and guts of all kinds spread across the walkway. Never have I regretted the sandal decision so much. Dinner this evening was in a lovely "motorbike crash view" restaurant where the menu was so long that I got bored before I had gotten to the end...

Cody Varnish

49 chapters

The one where I'm offered a foetus kebab

March 01, 2018

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Pakse, Laos

After finding out my exciting university news yesterday morning, I thought that there was no better way to celebrate than to admire another Mekong sunset before heading to the top pizza restaurant on trip advisor and indulging myself. I was later joined by some fellow travellers when the waitress gave us her very own homemade Lao-Lao concoction...(oh go on then, just because I'm celebrating...). Today I spent yet another day on a bus, but this time "V.I.P"....although I think Laos must have a completely different meaning to this phrase because to me, a bus with massive holes in the roof, broken seats, and curtains that the locals use to wipe their greasy hands and faces with should not be classed as V.I.P. I've sat on so many strange bus journeys that I now don't even flinch when 10 street vendors hop on for 2 minutes, shoving meat sticks and chicken foetus kebabs in everyone's faces before fleeing so quickly that you wonder whether you were daydreaming. I was devastated when my headphones ran out of battery today, as for those of you who know me well, you'll know that a journey without music for me is like a bath without water. After arriving in Pakse this afternoon, I found myself walking around yet another market, hoping I could find a mid-afternoon snack (it was a food market after all), but it's safe to say that not one part of me was feeling peckish as I manoeuvred my feet around fish flapping across the pavement, spit balls plummeting to the ground, and guts of all kinds spread across the walkway. Never have I regretted the sandal decision so much. Dinner this evening was in a lovely "motorbike crash view" restaurant where the menu was so long that I got bored before I had gotten to the end...



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The one where I'm unprepared

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The one where I people watch

3.

The one with the sweaty boys

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The one with the pickled slugs

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The one where I smell

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The one with pacing bears and bamboo grubs

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The one where I might have rabies

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The one with more Pad Thai

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The one with 762 curves

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The one with boobs

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The one with the wall of China

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The one where I'm full

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The one with the "cruise"

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The one with waterfalls

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The one with one too many waterfalls...

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The one where the bird dies

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The one with the Lao Lao

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The one where I discover bangers and mash

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The one with moody views

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The one with a girl, a bike and a big city

21.

The one where I'm offered a foetus kebab

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The one where I'm really lazy

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The one with dolphins in it

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The one with the virgin chicken

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The one where I eat a lot of pepper

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The one with the minty Carbonara

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The one where there's a bit o splash back

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The one where I'm at one with nature

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The one with the red chair restaurants

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The one with the disappointed tourists

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The one where it's not actually cake

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The one where I wait

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The one where I cross the border

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The one where there are tiny chairs at tiny tables

35.

The one where I fight with the toilet

36.

The one where there was "no roast duck" left

37.

The one with the fashionable poncho's

38.

The one with the broken scooter

39.

The one where I eat wild mushrooms

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The one where my kayak is full of coral

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The one with the giggling policemen

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The one where I am reunited with Pad Thai

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The one where everything is extortionate

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The one where I'm a bottomless pit

45.

The one where I apparently stink

46.

The one where he melted

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The one where Oasis perform live

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The one where my splinter is sterile

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The one where it comes to an end

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