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Having completely overestimated how much petrol I would need to get back from the caves yesterday, I woke this morning feeling like I should make good use of the full tank of petrol that I had paid (very little) for so I created a route that would take me to some of the sights of Pai.

My first stop was "Wat Phra That Mae Yen" (aka a massive white Buddha) and after climbing 353 steps in 30 degrees heat to get to it (by far the most exercise I had done all week...ok, year....), I was pretty disappointed to be able to just about make out a noseless buddha underneath the chaos of scaffolding and tarpaulin. Luckily, the view from the top wasn't too shabby and I could enjoy the rolling hills as I caught my breath back...

Next stop; "Ban Santichon" (aka the most bizarre tourist attraction in the whole of Thailand). So, this little place is best described as a Chinatown, but a village, and completely over

Cody Varnish

49 chapters

The one with the wall of China

February 04, 2018

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Pai, Thailand

Having completely overestimated how much petrol I would need to get back from the caves yesterday, I woke this morning feeling like I should make good use of the full tank of petrol that I had paid (very little) for so I created a route that would take me to some of the sights of Pai.

My first stop was "Wat Phra That Mae Yen" (aka a massive white Buddha) and after climbing 353 steps in 30 degrees heat to get to it (by far the most exercise I had done all week...ok, year....), I was pretty disappointed to be able to just about make out a noseless buddha underneath the chaos of scaffolding and tarpaulin. Luckily, the view from the top wasn't too shabby and I could enjoy the rolling hills as I caught my breath back...

Next stop; "Ban Santichon" (aka the most bizarre tourist attraction in the whole of Thailand). So, this little place is best described as a Chinatown, but a village, and completely over

the top. Despite being able to admire horses in uniform and play dress up in 'china-wear', the highlight of all was a replicate of the wall of China. No joke. They had seriously built part of the wall in their village to make it more chinary... At least I won't need to make a trip to the wall of China anytime soon.

After enjoying lunch at my favourite bakery (again), I headed out with friends to admire the sunset at Pai Canyon - no words or pictures can describe this (unlike the deep-fried banana and Nutella sandwich which I had as my first course tonight).



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The one where I'm unprepared

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The one where I people watch

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The one with the sweaty boys

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The one with the pickled slugs

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The one where I smell

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The one with pacing bears and bamboo grubs

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The one where I might have rabies

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The one with more Pad Thai

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The one with 762 curves

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The one with boobs

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The one with the wall of China

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The one where I'm full

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The one with the "cruise"

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The one with waterfalls

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The one with one too many waterfalls...

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The one where the bird dies

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The one with the Lao Lao

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The one where I discover bangers and mash

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The one with moody views

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The one with a girl, a bike and a big city

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The one where I'm offered a foetus kebab

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The one where I'm really lazy

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The one with dolphins in it

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The one with the virgin chicken

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The one where I eat a lot of pepper

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The one with the minty Carbonara

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The one where there's a bit o splash back

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The one where I'm at one with nature

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The one with the red chair restaurants

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The one with the disappointed tourists

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The one where it's not actually cake

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The one where I wait

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The one where I cross the border

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The one where there are tiny chairs at tiny tables

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The one where I fight with the toilet

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The one where there was "no roast duck" left

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The one with the fashionable poncho's

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The one with the broken scooter

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The one where I eat wild mushrooms

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The one where my kayak is full of coral

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The one with the giggling policemen

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The one where I am reunited with Pad Thai

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The one where everything is extortionate

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The one where I'm a bottomless pit

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The one where I apparently stink

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The one where he melted

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The one where Oasis perform live

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The one where my splinter is sterile

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The one where it comes to an end

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