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Today started off perfectly. One of the boys and I hired bicycles for the day and decided to cycle outside of the main tourist square to get to some of the temples and explore a bit further. It was the hottest day yet and we had a lovely cycle along the river before seeing some of the local life through the backstreets and villages.

We arrived at the first temple to find that it was locked so we dismounted the bikes and took a stroll around the perimeter. Already, the sound of barking dogs terrifies me so as soon as the sound came out of a nearby hut, I started to run. Apparently, this is not the right way to react to stray dogs as I only angered it further and it chased me, eventually grabbing me by the leg until I could escape up a nearby wall. I didn't look down to the wound straight away, using the logic that if I don't look, it didn't happen... This apparently doesn't work and yes, the stray dog had indeed pierced my skin nicely, drawing blood from my beautifully tanned legs (if I do say so myself).

My experience in Chiang Mai's biggest hospital was one that I will never forget. In the Emergency Department waiting room, I was joined by 2 other patients and we, along with about 20 bored doctors, enjoyed an erotic film that was being displayed on multiple screens across the room. After getting rather entwined in the film, I was disappointed to be disrupted by the only doctor on duty. However, this disappointment soon turned to frustration as I attempted to explain to the small Thai man what had happened to me and, with the help of Google, insisting that he could not let me walk out of the hospital without providing me with rabies treatment.

Despite all of today's antics, the most dangerous part of my day was definitely navigating my way through the 3 lanes of traffic and markets of this city back from the hospital after sunset on a bicycle with dodgy breaks, no helmet and no lights.

We spent the evening trying to forget about rabies and found the party district, where the white people did gather.

Cody Varnish

49 chapters

The one where I might have rabies

January 29, 2018

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Chiang Mai, Thailand

Today started off perfectly. One of the boys and I hired bicycles for the day and decided to cycle outside of the main tourist square to get to some of the temples and explore a bit further. It was the hottest day yet and we had a lovely cycle along the river before seeing some of the local life through the backstreets and villages.

We arrived at the first temple to find that it was locked so we dismounted the bikes and took a stroll around the perimeter. Already, the sound of barking dogs terrifies me so as soon as the sound came out of a nearby hut, I started to run. Apparently, this is not the right way to react to stray dogs as I only angered it further and it chased me, eventually grabbing me by the leg until I could escape up a nearby wall. I didn't look down to the wound straight away, using the logic that if I don't look, it didn't happen... This apparently doesn't work and yes, the stray dog had indeed pierced my skin nicely, drawing blood from my beautifully tanned legs (if I do say so myself).

My experience in Chiang Mai's biggest hospital was one that I will never forget. In the Emergency Department waiting room, I was joined by 2 other patients and we, along with about 20 bored doctors, enjoyed an erotic film that was being displayed on multiple screens across the room. After getting rather entwined in the film, I was disappointed to be disrupted by the only doctor on duty. However, this disappointment soon turned to frustration as I attempted to explain to the small Thai man what had happened to me and, with the help of Google, insisting that he could not let me walk out of the hospital without providing me with rabies treatment.

Despite all of today's antics, the most dangerous part of my day was definitely navigating my way through the 3 lanes of traffic and markets of this city back from the hospital after sunset on a bicycle with dodgy breaks, no helmet and no lights.

We spent the evening trying to forget about rabies and found the party district, where the white people did gather.



1.

The one where I'm unprepared

2.

The one where I people watch

3.

The one with the sweaty boys

4.

The one with the pickled slugs

5.

The one where I smell

6.

The one with pacing bears and bamboo grubs

7.

The one where I might have rabies

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The one with more Pad Thai

9.

The one with 762 curves

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The one with boobs

11.

The one with the wall of China

12.

The one where I'm full

13.

The one with the "cruise"

14.

The one with waterfalls

15.

The one with one too many waterfalls...

16.

The one where the bird dies

17.

The one with the Lao Lao

18.

The one where I discover bangers and mash

19.

The one with moody views

20.

The one with a girl, a bike and a big city

21.

The one where I'm offered a foetus kebab

22.

The one where I'm really lazy

23.

The one with dolphins in it

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The one with the virgin chicken

25.

The one where I eat a lot of pepper

26.

The one with the minty Carbonara

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The one where there's a bit o splash back

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The one where I'm at one with nature

29.

The one with the red chair restaurants

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The one with the disappointed tourists

31.

The one where it's not actually cake

32.

The one where I wait

33.

The one where I cross the border

34.

The one where there are tiny chairs at tiny tables

35.

The one where I fight with the toilet

36.

The one where there was "no roast duck" left

37.

The one with the fashionable poncho's

38.

The one with the broken scooter

39.

The one where I eat wild mushrooms

40.

The one where my kayak is full of coral

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The one with the giggling policemen

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The one where I am reunited with Pad Thai

43.

The one where everything is extortionate

44.

The one where I'm a bottomless pit

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The one where I apparently stink

46.

The one where he melted

47.

The one where Oasis perform live

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The one where my splinter is sterile

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The one where it comes to an end

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