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Having just left my beautiful family at Terminal 4 of Heathrow, I now find myself people watching from the sun loungers of the UK's busiest airport. I'm already looking for someone to befriend for my flight although neither the 50-year-old woman with matching neon scarf and shoes or the Chinese twins simultaneously picking their noses seem to make the cut... I begin to consider a businessman, as apparently my first night in Asia, booked by the lovely STA man, is going to be spent in Bangkok's largest business district...

By the power of Google, I somehow found myself reading Trip-Advisor reviews of the airline that I am about to board for an 18-hour flight. This was by far one of the worst decisions of my life....mum, you don't want to know.... (but if you do, it included comments such as "you should think 200 times before booking a flight with said airline"). I see one of their planes land in the window next to me and am reassured that they can, in fact, land. See you on the other side, all being well.....

I don't think I can explain how I'm feeling right now, its a very weird mixture of nerves, hella excitedness and the fear of the complete unknown. One thing I do know is that I'm feeling like an absolute nutter for having hula hoops for breakfast!

Cody Varnish

49 chapters

The one where I people watch

January 22, 2018

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Heathrow Airport

Having just left my beautiful family at Terminal 4 of Heathrow, I now find myself people watching from the sun loungers of the UK's busiest airport. I'm already looking for someone to befriend for my flight although neither the 50-year-old woman with matching neon scarf and shoes or the Chinese twins simultaneously picking their noses seem to make the cut... I begin to consider a businessman, as apparently my first night in Asia, booked by the lovely STA man, is going to be spent in Bangkok's largest business district...

By the power of Google, I somehow found myself reading Trip-Advisor reviews of the airline that I am about to board for an 18-hour flight. This was by far one of the worst decisions of my life....mum, you don't want to know.... (but if you do, it included comments such as "you should think 200 times before booking a flight with said airline"). I see one of their planes land in the window next to me and am reassured that they can, in fact, land. See you on the other side, all being well.....

I don't think I can explain how I'm feeling right now, its a very weird mixture of nerves, hella excitedness and the fear of the complete unknown. One thing I do know is that I'm feeling like an absolute nutter for having hula hoops for breakfast!



1.

The one where I'm unprepared

2.

The one where I people watch

3.

The one with the sweaty boys

4.

The one with the pickled slugs

5.

The one where I smell

6.

The one with pacing bears and bamboo grubs

7.

The one where I might have rabies

8.

The one with more Pad Thai

9.

The one with 762 curves

10.

The one with boobs

11.

The one with the wall of China

12.

The one where I'm full

13.

The one with the "cruise"

14.

The one with waterfalls

15.

The one with one too many waterfalls...

16.

The one where the bird dies

17.

The one with the Lao Lao

18.

The one where I discover bangers and mash

19.

The one with moody views

20.

The one with a girl, a bike and a big city

21.

The one where I'm offered a foetus kebab

22.

The one where I'm really lazy

23.

The one with dolphins in it

24.

The one with the virgin chicken

25.

The one where I eat a lot of pepper

26.

The one with the minty Carbonara

27.

The one where there's a bit o splash back

28.

The one where I'm at one with nature

29.

The one with the red chair restaurants

30.

The one with the disappointed tourists

31.

The one where it's not actually cake

32.

The one where I wait

33.

The one where I cross the border

34.

The one where there are tiny chairs at tiny tables

35.

The one where I fight with the toilet

36.

The one where there was "no roast duck" left

37.

The one with the fashionable poncho's

38.

The one with the broken scooter

39.

The one where I eat wild mushrooms

40.

The one where my kayak is full of coral

41.

The one with the giggling policemen

42.

The one where I am reunited with Pad Thai

43.

The one where everything is extortionate

44.

The one where I'm a bottomless pit

45.

The one where I apparently stink

46.

The one where he melted

47.

The one where Oasis perform live

48.

The one where my splinter is sterile

49.

The one where it comes to an end

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