America on the road
Because everything's bigger in Texas:
Houston
1. Ramada Hotels are really nice.
2. King Size beds are great.
3. Steak on a rock is the only way it should be eaten.
4. 2oz of whiskey is the perfect amount.
5. It's really easy to get lost amongst spaghetti highways.
Dallas
6. When it comes to motels, you get what you pay for.
7. Keep your shoes on in the bathroom.
8. Listen to locals advice on things like booze and food.
9. Food is so good here!
10. If your motel sucks get drunk and it won't bother you as much.
kallanm
59 chapters
15 Apr 2020
10 Things, TX
Texas
Because everything's bigger in Texas:
Houston
1. Ramada Hotels are really nice.
2. King Size beds are great.
3. Steak on a rock is the only way it should be eaten.
4. 2oz of whiskey is the perfect amount.
5. It's really easy to get lost amongst spaghetti highways.
Dallas
6. When it comes to motels, you get what you pay for.
7. Keep your shoes on in the bathroom.
8. Listen to locals advice on things like booze and food.
9. Food is so good here!
10. If your motel sucks get drunk and it won't bother you as much.
1.
This is it then
2.
Get Ready, Get Pumped
3.
The Map
4.
Things that grow
5.
My First Last
6.
Packing Up
7.
5 Things, FL
8.
Plane Stupidity, FL
9.
Butter Beer Sucks, FL
10.
5 Things, GA
11.
Food Is Good, GA
12.
Almost 5 Things, AB
13.
Feeling inPrisoned, AB
14.
5 Things, MS
15.
Rest Stop, Get Slumped, MS
16.
5 Things, LA
17.
Early Bird Catches The.... , LA
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Yummy Bourbon, LA
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I Really Like Bourbon, LA
20.
10 Things, TX
21.
Houston Baby, TX
22.
Not A Cowboy Yet, TX
23.
Not Abducted, Quite yet. NM
24.
Four Corners of the world, NM
25.
Exploring the Grand Canyon, AZ
26.
What Vegas Taught Us.
27.
Damn that's cool, AZ/NV
28.
The House Always Wins, NV
29.
Replica Stadiums for what? NV
30.
Extras, NV
31.
5 Thing, CA+
32.
Not Quite Comic-Con, CA
33.
MEXICO & beyond..
34.
5 Things, CA - LA
35.
Hollywood Stars, CA - LA
36.
'Merica Day, CA - LA
37.
Too Many Humans, CA
38.
Bruised and bottled ink, CA
39.
Giants, CA
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How is this? OR
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Cooking, in an actual kitchen! OR
42.
Blurry, OR-WA-ID
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Rodeos are weird, ID
44.
Salt Lake, UT
45.
Faces, ND & SD
46.
Cows.... WY
47.
Baseball's not that bad, CO
48.
The birthplace of Rock and Roll, TN
49.
The Midwest. KS/AR/OK
50.
Ok Oklahoma, OK
51.
Whiskey Dreams, KY
52.
My new baby, MO
53.
Mall of the World, MN
54.
Wizard What?! WI
55.
Packer Land
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Go Lions!
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Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
58.
We're all Dicks.
59.
It's been a while since I last wrote, and this is gonna sound like a bad joke.
