#Factor50Shades Darker
For those of you with an interest in both goats and wine this is the place for you. The car will wind you through country roads filled with the scents of fresh African grass and lead you down a long stone drive until you reach Stellenbosch's finest winery. " Fairview is my favourite of the wineries" is the most middle class thing my father has ever said. I can however see how he reached this conclusion. Once out the car, you are greeted by a red brick winding tower. Trotting merrily up the wooden ladder, you will see a herd of goats bleating happily at nothing.
Take your time watching them plodding on, it is joyous.
Once you are goated out, head North into the barn where you may feast on small cubes of cheese and gulp down South Africa's best wines.
Go through the whole wine tasting charade. They then try and force you to spend money on more wine so make a swift exit to the gardens. There you will see a further gathering of goats but you may enjoy them more now as you'll be slightly tipsy so their little beards will appear more amusing than before.
juliemegan
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#GoatsNWine
Cape Town
For those of you with an interest in both goats and wine this is the place for you. The car will wind you through country roads filled with the scents of fresh African grass and lead you down a long stone drive until you reach Stellenbosch's finest winery. " Fairview is my favourite of the wineries" is the most middle class thing my father has ever said. I can however see how he reached this conclusion. Once out the car, you are greeted by a red brick winding tower. Trotting merrily up the wooden ladder, you will see a herd of goats bleating happily at nothing.
Take your time watching them plodding on, it is joyous.
Once you are goated out, head North into the barn where you may feast on small cubes of cheese and gulp down South Africa's best wines.
Go through the whole wine tasting charade. They then try and force you to spend money on more wine so make a swift exit to the gardens. There you will see a further gathering of goats but you may enjoy them more now as you'll be slightly tipsy so their little beards will appear more amusing than before.
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