After a successful recovery we turned our thoughts to adventuring once again. By our estimation, we were probably only halfway into our quest. Looking eastwards we could see a mighty range of mountains capped with snow and glaciers. Crossing this range was to be our next challenge.
We came up with three courses of action:
1. Wait for the camels to turn up in a pregnant state after mating with native giant wasps (Vespas Piaggius).
2. Assume the mountains are made of gelato and eat our way through using giant spoons made from trees trunks.
3. Walk over them.
The vote was 3–1 in favour of option number 2. Mary abstained.
chester.henderson
35 chapters
15 Apr 2020
Venice Beach
After a successful recovery we turned our thoughts to adventuring once again. By our estimation, we were probably only halfway into our quest. Looking eastwards we could see a mighty range of mountains capped with snow and glaciers. Crossing this range was to be our next challenge.
We came up with three courses of action:
1. Wait for the camels to turn up in a pregnant state after mating with native giant wasps (Vespas Piaggius).
2. Assume the mountains are made of gelato and eat our way through using giant spoons made from trees trunks.
3. Walk over them.
The vote was 3–1 in favour of option number 2. Mary abstained.
FAN page:
1.
La Gestazione Salvaggia
2.
Prologue
3.
Last Taste of Civilisation
4.
A Visit to the King
5.
Route Map – The South
6.
The Holy Mountain of Fire
7.
The Big Buzzy Things
8.
Geology and Fauna
9.
Positive Vibes
10.
Leo's Wedding
11.
Route Map – The North
12.
The Swollen River
13.
Archie's Nutrition Guide
14.
Introducing Mary
15.
The Grand Piano
16.
Readers Competition
17.
Route Map – Eastwards
18.
The Inland Sea
19.
In Your Wildest Dreams
20.
Lost and Found
21.
Route Map – Upwards
22.
Introducing the Dogs
23.
Nation Builders
24.
Guide to Naming Mountains
25.
Into the Frozen Wasteland
26.
The Deeds of the Dogs
27.
Route Map – Downwards
28.
The Big Swim for Science
29.
Maternal Instincts
30.
Godly Gnonna Aurora
31.
Route Map – The Missing Link
32.
The Captivity Bell
33.
The Flight from Florence
34.
The Mary Situation
35.
Acknowledgements
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