This poem was written for my dear friends Danilo and Emily who let me borrow their wicked hippy van to travel around Queensland before my departure from Australia. It also features my travel companion, Red, who put up with me for four days of exploration...

Let me tell you about the Isle of Legends,
On the Great Barrier Reef,
With four particular legends,
Who liked to get up to mischief

First was the sexy Italian,
Who liked to smoke reefer all day,
He gave kisses and hugs, smiles and love,
And we all adored him that way

Next was a spicy lil’ mama,
With a heart as big as her hair,
She had no fucks to give, no reason to care,
Walking around with middle fingers in the air

The third legend was a man of many talents,
Who name we shall say rhymes with Fred,
He cooks a mean meal, is respected by all,
And on his guitar he does shred

And last but not least, The Canadian Beaver,
Was indeed a sweet little lass,
But don’t be fooled by her quiet demeanour,
This girl is a fucking badass!

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Top: My OG Crew - Ben, Libby, Me & Reddog
Below (left): Some of my main party bitties
Below (right): Ben, Libby & her son
Bottom: My Canadian-themed going away party. Such a blast!